Yeah, we know dangerous turf, but since when have you ever known Bertha to back down against anyone nor anything? Bertha was hysterical following the mass shooting in Las Vegas. Vegas where a sheep can be a sheep, let her fur down, flaunt them, moon them, and where puppy can shake his ya ya’s and have a romp with carrots, melons. Nobody bats an eye at either. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
This time, the shooting didn’t just stay in Vegas. It made national news. The fact the gunman had an arsenal didn’t seem to faze the NRA, but should have. It phased Bertha and the rest of the world, his victims and their families. NRA and Donald Trump couldn’t care less. To them it’s just a group of whiny humans that are upsetting the apple cart. Well guys, your days of wine and roses is over.
Humans are changing their position on gun control. If backwoods Charlie and his band of inbred idiots want to hunt Bambi they will have to answer to a higher power. Bertha is in the house and she won’t be silenced. Since when does anyone need a silencer to shoot Bambi? Or an ak47 assault weapon to hunt a squirl. We agree they are a pain in the ass, like to piss off drivers, throw acorns while Bertha works on her car. We get that. But nobody needs to own an arsenal unless you are the military or police.
The excuse of we need it for self-defense, or what if we are invaded doesn’t wash. That is what cell phones are for, and why we have the national guard. Bertha isn’t worried that she does not conceal or carry. Flaunting them has more power and effect than a weapon of mass killing. If puppy is assaulted by melons he makes good use of them, if he is rolfed by carrots he makes a crudité platter for later. As for Bertha, the woman is a known carrier of something much darker. She is winking. The sheep does not kiss and tell. Suffice it to say guns and ammo will never be part of her wardrobe.
But we have both a group of Neanderthals who think you have to carry to be macho. You have a POTUS who got money from them who looks the other way. Guys, there is nothing macho about a man or woman carrying a gun. Sheep know, the whole 007 thing, which glorified secret agents who sported glocks. But this isn’t a movie. There is no Gold Finger, nor DR. NO. Strangelove who is in office, and worked for Bush, maybe. Sheep know as we all found out, bullets kill, and people rarely come walking out of the dust unscathed.
Surgeons will tell you, there is nothing sexy or glorious about a gunshot wound. But Potus and the NRA and its followers seem to ignore those facts, and only focus on wanting to live like a group of backwoods rambos on the make. If you are into inter breeding that is cool, sheep get it. But please stop forcing your Neanderthal ways on the public. Yes, guns do kill people, not just the shooters.
You don’t often see Bertha going on her soapbox as she is now. But this is personal to her. She cried after Sandi Hook, the attacks at the many colleges and night clubs. How many people have to die before anyone gives a damn? When you see country crooners saying, guys I think we need a referendum on this, something needs to change. They like to hunt, but when they become the targets, it’s a whole new ballgame. Bertha knows some will still tune this out, say she is just a grumpy sheep. No, just one who thinks that blood, guts and Chanel clash.