Oh where to begin with this bloke. Bertha has always been a fan of the British, Irish, Scotts, and we are sorry you had to endure the likes of Donald Trump. Much like your distaste of him, so is that of the American Humans. In short, we hate him. Though he does provide us with a plethora of material for blogs, news, jokes, still, he leaves a very bad taste in the mouths of most Americans.
Some things we can wash away with mouth wash, toothpaste, a mint, but his type of snarl is just one nobody has been able to remove. It goes beyond his dislike for anyone not lily-white, American, Intelligent, Educated, that dares to question his lack of the above. This bloke is just beyond the pale. When three past presidents gather who are from opposing parties gather, shaking heads at his utter lack of common sense, something is seriously wrong indeed.
Now, Puppy believes a nice romp with carrots is in order, perhaps with someone who is of ethnic origin. If the laxative effects of the roughage didn’t remove the build up that is snarl, surely the shock of the romp with Hispanic, black, or other ethnic origin would give him a complete cleaning. The jury is still out on that one. It can’t hurt. Well, maybe a little, the carrots we mean, not the person whom he would be romping. Rodents we hear are good for that too, though we hate to put the little buggers thru such an arduous task. But it would be seen as taking one for the team.
His choosing to disengage from the UK, Nato, sends the wrong message. The American people think you are indeed our allies to the end, support you, so it is with our sadness he makes a mockery of the US. Clearly he has anal glaucoma, cannot see he is getting used by both Putin and the Chinese. Though now, he has given China even more reason to hate the USA.
The tariffs placed on items from Europe will harm the people of the US. For once, Americans were getting out of their Suzy cream cheese existence, and waking up to the quality and flavors that the Brits are known for. The exotic and wicked desserts. Spotted Dick would have only been a reference to one who romped with Trump, is a long time favorite of the Uk as a dessert. The Pastry, not the Dick that was Trump. Indian food with its plethora of spices and flavors would never have entered the cuisine if it was up to Trump. Though the Chinese were known for copyright infringement, still their delightful flavors have tingled our palates. Now, if we can get those items, it will come with high cost.
Trump for sure is a maniac, not in the good sense of the word. His Zeig Heil mentality, is catching, spreading fear and hate among low brow groups, which scares many Americans. He very well could become POTUS yet again to the fears of many. If this becomes the case, and he chooses the Supreme court justice Kavanagh, not even Bridgett will be safe. That goes for the men and women of all continents. The queen no doubt is not amused, nor will be happy should her people be seen as undocumented. Surely the pedigrees of the UK is head and tails of that of the inner bred baffoons who worship the ground Trump defiles.
Bertha is so worried about the new judge, that she is preparing for the worst. She is going to Canada to purchase the morning after pill, and anything else that could become caught in the crossfire. Bertha won’t take any chances, and Puppy is right along with her in his quest for melons, carrots, fruit and veg that he could have a go with. Bertha is fearful that her rights and civil liberties will be gone in a nano second, and longs for the robust life style that she had back home in the pen. Nobody blinked if she was a diva, had wild nights, wore designer attire, sported bags that might be knock offs. Nobody cared if she grew a bit of stache, belched, broke wind, or swallowed it all with a little yellow pill, mommy’s little helper. Mick is saying spot on. Sir Elton must be choking, as Donald is using his Rocket Man for nefarious reasons. Again, we are not supportive of Donald, nor his antics.
Brits should worry if the laws pass to allow more buffoons to carry weapons. As if you didn’t have enough to worry about with your attacks on the Tube. If his supporters cannot discern Puerto Rico from South America, nor its people, and call the lovely people of San Juan foul names, will the people of the UK and France be far behind? There is just too much to apologize for with this dim bulb. Americans beg please don’t assume we support his attitudes or antics, the balloon was spot on, and we cheered you for it. Good Show!.
Americans also salute the French for winning the world cup. Tres excellent! Bertha likes those pastries, wine, and pate. Bertha we are talking soccer, which she is more than happy to indulge in while imbibing the grape. Of course we and the Canadians live dangerously giving the high-five to another ally. Like you, we live in fear of oppression by the worst president of all. Bill and George look pretty good now don’t they? Obama is saying I can undo this. Um, governor, I think your time is up, but thank you for the offer. George H is in disbelief at the stupidity and lack of empathy, intelligence, common sense, and no he is not talking about “W”. A good whack to the bottom might help George, but we think he might enjoy that too much.
Soo what can we say but stand firm, which we know you Brits do so well, remember, like a rash, he can be dealt with using Preparation H. No, not the bomb, the cream that Bertha uses for the bags under her eyes. Just don’t take the millions of innocent Americans with him that are your pals. We love to visit, pay our money to your economy, support tourism, trooping of the color, The Great British Baking Show, the newest family members of the royals. Like you, we cried when Lady Di perished. Donald is the hemmoroid in the way of all things good and sane. Be it here or abroad. No question he is an embarrassment to all of us.
Pass the spotted dick and pate, the wines of France, and all things spicy and original!
Life is a feast, a smorgasboard, you cannot allow the Jello to stand in the way of the aspic, foul, pastries, culture that make all of us great. Americans stand with you and France, Bertha salutes you, and Puppy is somewhere roughing the puppy! Dammit dog where did you go? Oh well, he is getting his jollies somewhere in a closet, but gives the high paw up. No pun intended governor.