Yes, you forced us to do this post as clearly Trump needs to understand there are certain things you can’t do or say. Even sheep when we blog are careful not to insult those with disabilities, etc.
Homer, you just cannot use terms like Pocahontas, it is derogatory and insulting to Native Americans. That is like those morons who say that all Italians are mafia dons. Donald, you insulted the twerp from North Korea, which he is going to use to ignite a war with the US. There is only one thing you can do with the Native Americans. Apologize. I know its hard for someone like you to admit you were wrong. Do we have to flog you with squash before you see how wrong you have been?
Sheep have been known to use terms that can take double meanings. What we do to preface it is to let the readers know this is SATIRE. You were serious. Big difference. Sheep apologize to anyone who has ever taken offense by terms we have used, but to get a message across, sometimes you have to use satire and humor to get people to take the stick out, rose glasses off, and look at the bigger picture.
Donald does not know the difference. He has no sensitivity ship. The guy could be cut open and they would find necrosis instead of a heart. As for a soul, well, we know that is missing as well. Sarah, to defend your boss is one thing, but to defend him when he insults people who already have issues, by that we mean land issues? You can’t.
Sarah is one of those dames who would defend someone even if they committed the Kennedy assassination. NO dear, there is no fixing this other than to claim he misspoke, apologizes and hope they accept. Oy, we know Rocket Man is already too far gone to accept anything. Roy the Putz is a pedophile who will never see the error in his ways, and your family? Don’t get us started.
We know when W made comments it was Bush speak. We took his cocaine abuse as a reason for his lack of intelligence, but Donald? Unless he was snorting cat droppings? He has no excuse. This is the result of his relations with KKK members and skin heads. That isn’t the kind of thing POTUS are supposed to be saying, even in private. Did he not see Dances with Sheep? NO dear you don’t insult them. You don’t insult anyone of ethnic background, race, or species. Just don’t go there.
Is there medication for this? No. Not even a romp with squash could undo the mess in his head. Yes, take that as you wish. NO romping carrots, melons, nada can undo this. There are suppositories that can extricate the evil out of him, but do we really want that to happen in public? NO. There are brownies that can be baked and given with a similar effect. But unless he eats a pan of them, or uses a whole box of ex-lax? It won’t change him. His eyes might cross a while, but they will uncross, much to our unhappiness.
So how do you undo damage from something like this? If Melania uses the cast iron fry pan enough, something might rattle loose. But that should not be used in the bed room as he may take that as foreplay. Ditto spanking the monkey. No he needs something really tough enough to undo that ca ca that has nested in his brain. Until then, my fine, Native Americans, Black Lives Matter, etc. Sheep are sorry for our POTUS’s inability to own a sensitivity chip. He has buffalo chips, but not a sensitivity chip.
Homer, you are on Santa’s naughty list, and if you keep at this pace? Reindeer droppings will be dropping on your head. NO HO, HO, HOES. Those go to Bill.
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